I’m going to be up all night watching Netflix. Hoorraaaaay!  

I’m going to be up all night watching Netflix. Hoorraaaaay!  

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

Fancy (Iggy Azalea vs. Reba McEntire)
Chambaland

chamberlain:

Chambaland - “Fancy” (Iggy Azalea vs. Reba McEntire)

Sorry, Charli.

jonasnightingay:

if you mock someone for praying or finding comfort/purpose in their religion then you are a gross person

thesmellofgreen:

laughterkey:

milesofastora:

vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

…..you…..you found it

Classic

can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

I remember when katielatie25 had this conversation when we were on the sidewalk leaving class. I’m pretty sure we were both 95% seriously considering it. 

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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rebekahlynnlove:

paulinha1406:

Some Americans really piss me off.

literally the last gif yas

tearmyskin:

yeahcarl:

I want to make my disappointment in tearmyskin public. 

He didn’t finish Asylum. 

Like, I know it’s the worst season, but still.

:’[ my tears are flowing

GOOD

I want to make my disappointment in tearmyskin public. 

He didn’t finish Asylum. 

Like, I know it’s the worst season, but still.

yeahcarl:

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

My mom: “That’s sad. That’s so saaaaaaad.”

"Why did make me think of that. That’s awful." 

I think she might be crying now. What the hell, Tumblr?

Update:

"I’m sorry I ever put you down" *goes to bed*

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

My mom: “That’s sad. That’s so saaaaaaad.”

"Why did make me think of that. That’s awful." 

I think she might be crying now. What the hell, Tumblr?

A message from Anonymous
I ordered a toffeenut white mocha and was charged 33 cents more than what I was normally charged when I got the drink a month ago. I know about Starbucks increasing thepricesbut it said by 5-20 cents, I wascharged 33 cents extra. Why?

I’m not a Starbucks barista? I feel like I’ve seen someone else answer this exact question before. What’s the verdict, notarealbarista?

sometimeskaren reblogged your post and added:

^awww that made me smileI learned to drive? Lol

There you go. Everyone is always achieving something. I enjoyed some sunshine today. #Achievement